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Comment on Britney, Paris, and Lindsay–The Three Disgraces by Sappho

Sappho — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 02:22:37 +0000

Leave LiLo alone! Now that she’s come to terms with her lesbianism, I’m sure all the substance abuse will stop. Britney is bipolar, and it’s wrong to pick on the disabled. The girl can’t help it.

And Paris? Well, we’ll always have Paris. Here’s looking at you, kid.

Comment on Milwaukee Brewers to Have "Cerveceros" Day by Kevin Johnson

Kevin Johnson — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 02:55:11 +0000

You guys are pretty lame. Cerveceros is actually the name of the team’s minor league team in Northern Mexico. It also means Brewers in Spanish, which is different from stupido, which is what you are. I think it is one hell of a marketing ploy personally.

Comment on Hillary Clinton Unveils "Plan" At Denver DLC Gathering by commentspage

commentspage — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:49:01 +0000

So now, when, as Obama thinks, he doesn’t need more delegates to be a nominee, he says that the MI & FL delegations should be seated in full and with full voting rights. So he acknowledges that the popular vote is clearly on Hillary’s side – better later than never.

It’s easy to tell now why is this rush – the polls show clearly that Florida is leaning towards McCain more and more, and Michigan is again a on a table. And in this heat I believe Clinton should use the situation without much hesitation and urge for a roll call during the convention. Let’s see who will get more delegates at the finish.

Comment on Professor: Groups Protesting 2008 Denver DNC "Peaceful, Creative" by patricksperry

patricksperry — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 18:44:36 +0000

For some reason, I think the good Professor may have been smoking something not quite legal when he wrote all that and came to those conclusions.

Comment on Vatican Changes View On "Barbaric" Crusades by something that I don't know

something that I don't know — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 09:24:00 +0000

this is not the map ( ISLAM, c.750 ) of Islam. a big part of this map is belong to ottoman empire. Before Ottomans, Islam just was on control at Arabia and Persian Empire. In Islam, muslims had a caliph system after the death of prophet Mohammed. At these times, in central asia, Turks in small tribes started to migrate to several ways ( north to Siberia, south to closer china , west ’til Viena ,OTTOMANS, and east to Mongolia. ). Tribes from different peers in Turkish history. They’re not all same, but their roots were belong to the name of Turk. And Ottomans was one of them. At this migration Ottomans got into several wars to have a place. Also Turks were SHAMANS before they met wit Islam. This crash between Turks and Islam is coming 642. They already knew eachother from political writings. But they got closer after Turks had war with Persians. Then the next move for Ottomans was to Anatolia and then Constantinapolis. At this growing time in Ottomans, they started to worship to Islam. And Ottoman empires became caliphs. And Turks are the last caliphs in Islam. And your picture, I told you with the possible reasons that I believe that map is showing around 1400-1700. Ottomans never got into religious war.

Comment on Furor Over Cartoons Not Funny by Alex

Alex — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 19:30:00 +0000

Hi! Please consider posting the best Mohammad’s cartoon ever. See it here http://samsonblinded.org/blog/a-cartoon-for-a-cartoon.htm

Comment on "Busybody CU Bigwig" Ron Stump Decides What Is, Isn’t Free Speech by Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 00:17:00 +0000

Too bad they’re trying to delete the wikipedia page documenting what’s been done to Max Karson:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Karson

Comment on Iraqi Immigrant Sues Tom Tancredo For $5 Million, Claims Defamation by Mr Bob

Mr Bob — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 19:32:00 +0000

Roger that!
I don’t know anyone (even trouble makers) who have had that many brushes with the law.
The guy is trouble. Send him home.
Tom is right again! he usually is.

Comment on "Festival Of Democracy", Massive Protests Planned For 2008 Denver DNC by Gina, The Republican Princess

Gina, The Republican Princess — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 23:59:00 +0000

I'd rather engage in angry gorilla sex than debate with a, "peaceful protestor." (Although, hair-wise, you could hardly tell the difference between a gorilla and a razor-neglecting feminist.) They're idea of, "peaceful protesting," is yelling at you, calling you names and tossing cookies at you...literally. (no really, I've had cookies thrown at me!)

Whether you attend a, "peaceful protest," or piss a gorilla off, the end result is all the same. Anger, yelling, and a whole lotta poo flinging. Chances are the gorilla might actually smell better.

You are also probably really annoyed with my constant use of quotations, but thing is...unlike liberals, quotations are useful and serve a purpose in life.

In the end, my friend, we shouldn't be the ones told to leave. Oh no, it should be all you anti-Bushers who promised to leave the country if Bush got re-elected. Of course, we knew none of you would actually leave, we can't exactly give you THAT much credit and hold you to your words.

It's highly amusing you should consider us unpatriotic since we're not the ones who are burning the American flag and creaming our pants at the thought of turning more "European."

Comment on "Festival Of Democracy", Massive Protests Planned For 2008 Denver DNC by el presidente

el presidente — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 20:56:00 +0000

Acolyte. Sycophant. The list could go on and on.

I've seen just how "peaceful" the peace activists can be--toward the police officers and to counterprotestors.

These moonbats believe in free speech for themselves, but no one else. Disagree, and they attack you--in the hate-filled, aggressive, and intimidating but "peaceful" manner of pushing, shouting, and using epithets.

"Peace" moonbats are constantly using the word fascist to describe their opponents. Perhaps a few seconds of introspection would reveal the projection that is taking place. Want fascists? Look in the mirror.